I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but I still can do something.” – Edward Everett Hale
Whew, Friday the 13th. What a crappy day! You should have seen the phones tonight – it would only be a Friday the 13th that such calls could even be conceivable. My best one though, I’ll share with you.
I received a call from a woman – she told me her husband and gone into cardiac arrest. He wasn’t conscious and was breathing. I start asking questions and she is talking to someone else – when I asked who she was talking to she said her husband. I said, so he is conscious and not in cardiac arrest? She said “Oh, I brought him back with CPR.” I asked her if he was breathing normally – she said “he isn’t breathing” and then he said something so I asked her again – is he breathing normally? She said “he’s conscious but he isn’t breathing.”
So I asked her if he was choking. She said “no, he’s breathing normally.” I said “So he is conscious and breathing normally?” She said “No, he isn’t conscious but he is breathing.” By now, you can imagine, I was getting very irritated.
I told her that we needed to get him flat on his back – she said “he’s going to the restroom, I’ll tell him to lay down when he is done.” to which I said “So, he is conscious and in the restroom?” She said “He isn’t conscious, he is on the toilet.” Then she said to him “Hurry up and get done so you can lay down.” He mumbled something back to her.
She said “I revived him again – he was dead.” and I said “Just now? While he was on the toilet?” she said “Yes, but he is ok now again thanks to me.” I wanted to scream, I wanted to pull my hair out, instead I sent law to the call. I figured she had to be mental and that the guy was probably just fine. I asked her to make sure the door was unlocked. She started yelling at him “Fred, go unlock the damn door!”
I had several more calls like that – believe me, the night was full of them. We had a domestic “shooting” that turned into a “stabbing” that turned into a “Oh, he hit me.” We had half the world going and it ended up being nothing.
We did have a bank robbery though – that was about the only “real” call we had today.