Spelunking – what is the attraction? I’m watching the movie “Descent” for about the 20th time. It is about a group of British women who love dangerous adventures. They decide to go spelunking in an un-surveyed cave which, of course, happens to house very yucky huworms. Yes, that is human and worm put together.
As I watch them slither through holes so small they can’t even sit up, it makes me want to throw up because it brings back the sensations I felt when I was stupidly doing the same thing.
I was a teenager and my science class decided to take a field trip to a cave there in Iowa. Having never been spelunking, I was excited over the prospect. The cave was very well known and each of us was given a handwritten diagram on how it laid out. Each of us was also given a flashlight.
Once inside the cave, our teachers split us up into two groups. I went with the non-whiners because they would probably have more fun. My teacher decided we were going to explore the tunnel off to our left while the other teacher, laughing, said they were going through the right tunnel.
It didn’t take me long to figure out two things. One, a cave is a pitch dark place when everyone turns out their flashlights; and two, I obviously was with the wrong group because this teacher was psychotic. He liked small spaces and soon had us on our bellies worming through a very small opening.
This space was so tiny that the only thing you could see were the tennis shoes of the kid ahead of you. We wormed around for quite awhile before the tennis shoes in front of me suddenly stopped.
So there I laid, unable to sit up or even roll over onto my back, not knowing what was going on. As there was nothing else to do, I started thinking about all that rock above me and thus my claustrophobia was born.
After what seemed forever – I was starting to hyperventilate – I heard someone ahead of me yell “backup!” which I then yelled to the person behind me and on down the line it went. We slowly wormed our way out backwards until we reached the main caravan again. The moment I could stand, I tried to run outside – I banged my head into a low hanging rock I forgot was there. Almost in hysterics, I ran through the mouth of the cave to the fresh air.
My teacher chided me for going on the trip if I was so claustrophobic – I told him I hadn’t been till then. I found the other group’s smallest tunnel was one they crawled through on all fours and then only for a few feet.
I have never been spelunking again – would never go no matter how much money someone offered. I’m still terribly claustrophobic and have occasional nightmares about being buried alive.