Work last night was hopping. The phones rang a lot and we had a lot of really stupid calls. My favorite by far though was a man who wanted to know if committing adultery could be used against him in his divorce.
I told him Florida is a “no fault” state – rule is whatever both parties owned before the marriage is theirs while anything attained after the nuptials has to be split 50-50. He was quite thrilled to hear that. Of course, I told him he’d have to consult a lawyer to know for sure but it just struck me as funny that he wanted to know. Was he planning on committing adultery and needed to know how stiff the penalty was if he was caught? Was he contemplating a divorce and wanted to know if it was going to cost him too much due to his infidelity? Who knows.
We had a caller who claimed to have been stabbed but didn’t know where he was. They spent two hours trying to find the guy – had our helicopter up and three counties working on it. I think it was a prank call but got to leave before find out for sure.
The day drug by so slowly – when 7pm came along I was sure it was 11pm!
