I’ll Never…

Took Baxter for a walk in the park tonight - wanted to get in another walk with him before sundown because it is so absolutely beautiful outside.

As we were walking along, we came up on this woman who was quite a sight. She was platinum blond with her hair up in a puffy ponytail. She wore a bright pink bodysuit - the kind that comes up between your butt cheeks - and pink tights. That alone made it laughable but then, on her feet, she was wearing 3″ heels trying to speed walk. I couldn’t help it - I had to laugh out loud at her. She had on bright pink lipstick and her boobs (fake) were practically hanging out of the bodysuit.

I’m not a mean person but I so wanted to stop her and ask if her sugar daddy had recently died. She looked like a woman hell-bent on picking up a guy as soon as possible. What she didn’t count on was there that there were no rich guys in the park - at least not without their wives tagging along. She only went one round but it was still funny.

I’m afraid I’ll never get a man if it means looking like that. I wouldn’t walk outside my bedroom looking like that…I guess pink must be for women as red is for men - both virile.

Anyway, Baxter and I continued our walk - he tried to hump a very big German Shepard but it wasn’t in the mood. One of these days I’m going to get a bigger dog - Baxter is use to playing with the bigger dogs and doesn’t have much time for the little ones.

I am anxious to get to Iowa. Anxious to get a job and rent a house. I can’t imagine buying unless I refinance my condo here. Maybe I should just sell the damn thing. I go back and forth on the issue. I don’t ever plan on moving back down here so why hang on to it? Yes, it sits on valuable ground but it would be years before anyone would buy the buildings out to build high-rises…do I really want to dinker with it that long?