Alrighty then – Mega Piranha is over so I put in Razortooth – it is just as bad which makes it just as funny.
These eels have been growing to huge proportions all around this little town. Now they are attacking people right and left – coming up through drains and what not. Just a bit ago one came up a shower drain and pulled a person down – pretty amazing how that worked. Now there are a whole bunch of people getting eaten – all while the sheriff and animal control officer have sex in a room away.
Now some actor is trying to act but he has so much chew in his mouth he can hardly talk and the juices keep dripping down his chin – it is gross.
Of course the eel was made in a lab and escaped. Baxter wants to go outside – I am not going out there – it is cold.