Since I finished the book that I originally wrote the teasers for, I feel it is necessary to offer up something different. The following teasers are from the book:
Pg 1: Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you just know it’s going to be the kind of day where you end up tied to a chair in a filthy garage while a pair of tooth-deprived lunatics torment you with a chainsaw. So as I struggled against the ropes, I can’t say I was all that surprised.
Pg 5: Before long I was free and the bad guys were being loaded into an ambulance. I picked up the statement they’d planned to read me, curious as to their motive. “Andrew Mayhem we hate u now you going 2 die”. Great. Sherlock Holmes got Moriarty; I got these guys.
I’m not really going to read the book now – I’m going to work on another one plus write – but I couldn’t help reading the first dozen pages. 🙂